Imitation Is The Greatest Form Of Flaterry

Are you sure about that? I mean, "imitation is the greatest form of flattery." I myself get dumbfounded whenever I heard this quote.

Maybe sometimes it's great to be imitated but when that imitator tends to copy my name or nickname and starts to laugh the way I laughed that's not good. It's simply crazy! I know I watched so many detective movies and I read Psychology book, you're kind is not really one of a kind. (because I first thought would like to be a psychologist perhaps a psychiatrist when I was young nuon yun, puede pa ring magpractice). Now what's annoying is that impersonator is so annoying. I have so many works (artworks and novelettes) and if these batch of impersonators got hold of my works then what? This kind of crazy situation happened to many movie stars and artists who end up broke and dead.

What to do? Make myself ugly? Ha ha! What now? They can't apply pimples on their face eh? I have thick lips and I don't think they will have a harelip on their upper lip. Or I don't think they will nail their toes and have a "mark" on their toe. I wont put tattoos on my body just to differentiate me from those annoying impersonators. They can't copy my voice either. Oh, somebody just copied my voice. Nakakainis! I don't know why these " _______    " keep annoying me since I was very young. Maybe I am likeable? He he he! Maybe I am beautiful? LOL. Wag na kayong mainggit talaga lang natural born beautiful ako kahit si James Blunt tatalon yan sa ilog just to prove it. hihihihi.

Yung nagpupumilit na kamukha ko sya nagpafacelift na. Sa wakas si Cher na ang kamukha nya. Bwahahahha. No more competition. I don't know why nakakarating sa kanya ang mga sinusulat ko. Why kaya? Bakit kaya pareho sila ng Mother nya na mahilig mangstalk. It's kind of weird. Maybe relatives namin sila? Pero ang layo ng family name nila sa family namin. Ewan...

OMG! I wonder what would it be like in showbiz when I'm not in showbiz and I'm already being stalked. I should have started with anonymous name and anonymous blog that would have settled everything.

Okay annoy me everyday, every hour in your blog and I will tell you all my flaws. I hope that will stop those copycats and make themselves unique and one of a kind. You know it's better to be original. STOP copying somebody you are not. BE YOURSELF!

Do not copy me. You'll end up in "Psycho Book 101."
 A novel in progress. My new novel I'm hoping to publish by the end of summer. It would be a smash-midsummer Nightmare!