What's The Secret?

 Only 4 degrees Celsius outside!! 19 degrees inside our home. Yes, it's getting cold as ever. Nothing that we can do about it during Autumn and Winter season. It would be much colder in the coming days. We don't have gas fireplace here so we have to use heater which is electrical. It's ok, doesn't matter. The house has insulation. 

So what else is new? Nothing much but yesterday I told the nurse that the dialysis machine is such a controlling machine. She agreed that the machine is such a bossy machine. Any movement of the patient makes the machine beeps like crazy. You just sigh, laugh, cough, breath fast, sneeze, make grunting sounds, reach for something on the left or right side outside of the chair could mean long beeping sound that alerted the nurses. The machine is always alert and very sensitive. 

My God!! What the hell!! It's almost like "Stanley Milgram" experiment. I'm not paid though! lol

At least that controversial STANLEY MILGRAM EXPERIMENT had volunteers being paid for such experiment. Beware though... SME is a NAZI Experiment! Supposedly that's exclusively for "accountants" and politicians. ha ha so NAZI!

Dude, I'm faster than a machine!! Ha ha ha! Compete with me NAZI MACHINE.

Darn it. I should not laugh at this crazy turn events of my life.  

I wonder why those other patients do not experience such beeping sounds in their machine? What is their secret? They just sit there like comfortably and the machine never encounter any problem. Are machines different from the machine I am using? Hmm... 

Actually most of the patients are sitting properly making no movements at all. That's why they have "edema." Or sometimes their legs get numb and few of them suffered cramps. Most of them sleep during dialysis. I cannot sleep though. That's why I keep busy by reading Wilbur Smith's long novels or write something, or drawing is the best next thing to do smartly and using my time wisely as possible. Watching TV is good too but you can only get stiff neck because the TV is up there hanging from the ceiling.

I'm always being asked about something. I should ask them right? Are machines showing favoritism? Is there a machine that is "racist?"

Or the machine I am using has RFI? Is there a listening device? Uhmm...

Guess what? The beeping sound that alerts the machine? A very skilled healthcare worker told me why the machine beeps. IT WAS A TRICK. There was a trick to stop it. My God! At least that kind-heared human being is not only a nurse but a technician who knows the dialysis machine really well.  Huh? I was shocked. You mean that the beeping sound was "made up?" Or I was given a faulty machine? That was so very strange!